ELECTRONIC MAIL! JUNK|! HEAPS OF TRASH

Oh, awful spam! It's nowhere popping out in my inbox. Millions of messages every day, all full with meaningless offers. I just want to yell at the top of my lungs! Honestly, how can anyone stand this plague? Perhaps people are trying to sellthemselves. Possibly they're justbored. Whoever, I need a way out! {Get in Me, Belly! It's Spam Time!